We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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