I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
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But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
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Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
So. Much. Porn.
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