Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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