I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
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He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
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The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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