normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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