Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I feel like a drive thru vagina
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
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