i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
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