WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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