I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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