16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
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She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
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That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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