Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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