No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
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She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
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Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.