I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
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using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
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My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive