Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha