..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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