ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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