walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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