If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
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My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
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Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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