girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
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Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
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Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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