What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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