my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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