I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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