Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
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He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
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Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"