why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
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I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
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My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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