I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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