That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
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We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
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Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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