is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
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Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
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He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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