Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
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At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
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I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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