That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
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You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
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I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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