new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
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He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
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sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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