Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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