Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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