Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
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Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
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I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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