Welp...herpes.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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