He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
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can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
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Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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