Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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