At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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