she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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