Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
vagina is talking i cant
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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