We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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