I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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