She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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