im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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