I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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