I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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