You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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