I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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