3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
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I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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