Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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