youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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