i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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