imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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