Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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