I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize
