so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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