question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
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