Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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