i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
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